| Saturday, October 11th, 2003 |
| 9:04 pm |
This post has been waiting for an entire YEAR
Ahem. Today is national coming out day. Instead of jumping to the obvious punchline, I will instead be very proud that Elphir managed to actually spot me in a shadowed room. :D Soon he'll be able to come within *six* feet of my neck with his axe instead of ten. I'msoproud. Ps: Dad, I'm gay. Current Mood:  blank |
| Monday, September 8th, 2003 |
| 4:55 pm |
Discovered a bit ago that the solution to my problems with paperwork was to just hire someone who wasn't a sugar addled relative knew how to actually do it. I have a staff. Yay. So this has been working out. Today the head of them politely asked about Elphir. I said: "Oh. He's just my uncle" now they're all looking at me funny. ¬.¬ Current Mood:  confused |
| Monday, August 25th, 2003 |
| 10:25 pm |
I should probably send a gift
Have a step-mother now. I would have attended the wedding, except I didn't feel like leaving Elphir here alone and I don't think he would have survived being within arms reach of my father. So. Step-mother and yet another new sibling thing and another on the way. o.o Wasn't I supposed to be an only child? Goddamnit. |
| Tuesday, July 1st, 2003 |
| 8:01 pm |
So. Elphir nearly got himself thrown in the dungeons because he couldn't be polite to Erendis :D I'm tempted to leave them alone in a room for a couple hours, to see if he shapes up. Or dies. |
| Thursday, June 26th, 2003 |
| 5:59 pm |
My boss er, predecessor and guardian of Ithilien, Erendis has shown up. Something about her husband. o.o Not to tell me I've been doing a terrible job. Yay. Oh, if anyone's wondering back when Rohan's army was invading everything? A couple guys came around and asked if we were part of Gondor or not and if we'd been invaded. Plus a polite afterthought of could we please turn out our women and effeminate men for the purposes of raping and pillaging. I told them they'd already been through and if they liked, we could give them Erchirion. All questions about where the occupying soldiers were were answered with: "Well, they were here just a moment ago..." Then I asked them if they'd like to help me with my paperwork. Anyway, that's why we're fine. |
| Tuesday, June 17th, 2003 |
| 1:44 am |
Hi. A bit late. I was distracted. Starts with an 'e' ends in 'lphir' and induces headaches. Usually from heavy blunt objects. He hasn't taken the idea of his father being let out of the jar too well. Happy father's day, dad.  Fill with hot water. Use obvious. I'd get something for Elphir, but he killed his so I think that makes him disqualified. I did get a card for Erchirion. He may have burnt it. oh thank god I've never bred. |
| Saturday, May 31st, 2003 |
| 5:36 pm |
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| 5:20 pm |
My dad says he might send Jade. oh glee.
Elfwine: ahem
: (Damien)hello. brother of mine. your hair looks nice
Elfwine: Thank you! I've started using this--ack. Back to glaring at you
: (Damien)...what?
Elfwine: What's with littleDamien bigDamien?
: (Damien) Trauma?
: (Damien) Denial?
: (Damien) Genetics?
Elfwine: And where does acting like me come into it?
(Damien) I... have no idea. Maybe it'll go away when I have what is rightfully mine...
(damien) :D I have some ribbons for you!!! They are black!!! :D
Elfwine: *checks pockets* Look! Gold coin. Isn't that shiny? Be normal. ...ribbons!
(damien) SHINY!!!!!
Elfwine: *shines it a bit on his shirt and tosses it to Damien*
(Damien) ::catches and pockets::... maybe you should tie those ribbons in your hair... they'll bring out your eyes
(damien) SHIIIIIIIIIIIINYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! :D:D:D:D
(Damien) or... eye
Elfwine: *raises eyebrows* *eyes ribbons speculatively* Well. Get yourself back what's yours. What's keeping it away?
(damien) The mean sailor lady has my SHINY
(damien) SHE IS NOT POLISHING IT AND KISSING IT!!!
Elfwine: Sink her ship. No one likes sailors. All wet and cabin-boy molesting.
(Damien) and also... red is so not his colour
Elfwine: ...well, do you really want her sailor germs on your shiny?
(damien);_;
Elfwine: And evil wants to be a fashion designer. Lovely
(Damien) ...
Elfwine: Go forth and seize the silmaril, boy! Carpe shiny!
(Damien) You mean "Carpe nitida gemma" don't you?
Elfwine: ;_;
(damien)DAMIEN KNOWS BIG WORDS!! :D:D:D:D
Elfwine: how about "disconcerting"
(damien) O_O BEEEEG WORD
Elfwine: beeeeeg
(damien) ::throws arms in air and runs around you:: BEEG WORDS BEEEG WORDS AND SHINIEEES!!!
Elfwine: *picks up* YES! and apparently lots of sugar
(Damien) Hellooo nurse.
Elfwine: Ah shit
(Damien) ::cackles::
Elfwine: *drops*
(damien) ;_;
Elfwine: aww. *cuddles littleDamien*
(damien) ::sniff:: do you have more SHINIES?
Elfwine: Hmm. *holds out a screw* It's shiny. New and everything
(damien) ::sniiiiiiiiff:: SHINY He's been doing this for a while. Which I would show evidence beyond the comments section of the newspost, except the chatlogs keep getting lost cause my mun's a moron but Damien's mun is getting them for him I've been away from my computer BECAUSE SOMEONE SET MY OFFICE ON FIRE. that is all. I must now go bathe. And see about braiding my hair. *grabs ribbons* ...*thinks* *uses them to tie up Elphir instead* |
| Saturday, May 24th, 2003 |
| 3:54 am |
Carefully laid trap of cheerios and pizza pops has vanished. The rare wild Erchi remains elusive but I and my faithful manservant will find him. Once said manservant stops cursing at me and hitting his shins on things, anyway. Current Mood: on the hunt |
| Sunday, May 18th, 2003 |
| 5:37 pm |
Like I said to Erchi, Elphir's broken. Or something. I'm a bit fuzzy on what exactly happened from being shoved out of the control seat by a certain ghost. When I say broken, I mean won't talk. Except the a deaththreat from time to time but that's just reflex now ;_; Although. I think it finally hit him that what he's been doing is wrong. Now, how long until he gets over this and we shag? I think that's the perfect solution to everything. Sides, I need him back into it. He'll be twenty in a week or so. Which, for some reason, sounds so much better than fucking with a nineteen year old. He makes me feel old. All of us. *lights cigarette* I need to write things down more often. Forgot my own birthday. Ah hell. I'll just remember to switch from calling myself twenty eight to twenty nine some point in the future. I can choose with darts and a calendar. *pokes Elphir with the toe of his boot* |
| Monday, May 12th, 2003 |
| 6:33 am |
another case of pretend I had the right day
Already used the music box idea once... Been working on a mother's day gift for my mom. Was a bit slow-going. But I found something to make for her... It's a puzzle box. 
 And a card for dad. Because I am still really confused on that point. Elphir helped me with the spelling and puncuation. love. Current Music: fall - something corporate |
| Tuesday, May 6th, 2003 |
| 1:50 pm |
I have a swan. Elphir has informed me that for this, I'll be sleeping on the couch. I pointed out there were no couches here and it's my damn...palace? administrative office? Minas? anyway. So we're in debate. I fear this will end in him finding some way to *get* a couch just to put me on it. At least he isn't trying to kill me. Current Music: swan honking, Elphir screaming |
| Wednesday, April 30th, 2003 |
| 12:49 am |
Oh lord....
 You are Elphir/Elfwine! Which couple are you? brought to you by QuizillaIn other news, I feel sort of neglected. But presumably I'll get over it and I'm just feeling like that because the only things I really have to talk to here are the voices and Elphir. ...crap it's a good thing I'm already dead. |
| Monday, April 21st, 2003 |
| 1:52 am |
We're back in Ithilien and now we've got a Erchirion with us. I heard him mutter something about the wine cellar and haven't seen him since. Elphir's allowed even less away from me then before. *sighs* But he hasn't actually done anything but curse at me. This is good. |
| Saturday, April 12th, 2003 |
| 2:51 pm |
AHAHAHA I'M NOT PANICKING. ...I'm just going to be over at the morgue to see if the numbers have suddenly, like, jumped up. |
| Friday, March 14th, 2003 |
| 5:13 pm |
Hello. Random facts about (us)Elfwine: 1. I am so fucking gay. Thank you. I forgot to mention this when national coming out day came around, but that's because I was probably busy dying or screwing a relative. 2. I am a pacifist. Violence does nothing but encourage the Dol Amrothians. 3. Yes, the big glowy thing? That used to be my eye. I accidentally gouged it out with some shrapnel when I was four and built a replacement when I was sixteen. 4. I am twenty-eight. I am older then my mother and a year younger then my father. 5. Yes, there are three of me. No, I'm not nuts. 6. I don't want to talk about what happened to the Elfwine that actually gets raised by his real parents ¬.¬ 7. The 'me's in order: Grey. I do the talking. I'm the one who gouged out his own damn eye. Thorononnen. The one who wants to talk. He's got issues with thinking he's an eagle. Elfwine. We don't like to talk about him. I bet he'd eat babies if he could. 8. Yes, I am aware it isn't healthy to fuck serial killers. 9. I have a twin. Her name is Alcawyn. Thorononnen talks to her more then I ever have. 10. I am pretty much nearly illiterate. But not completely so the peanut gallery can shut the fuck up. You try to know how to read when your education was monitored by a eagle, a gamgee and a busy evil goddess. Thank you. YOu may now continue with your lives. |
| Thursday, March 6th, 2003 |
| 12:22 am |
Why do we never update Elphir's journal with this?
We lost the serial killer we were keeping in the cells. All his guards were killed and apparently something drank their blood. There's something to think about. Elphir continues to try and get me to kill him myself in between changing his mind and trying to be affectionate. Am wondering if I should just start drugging his food. |
| Monday, March 3rd, 2003 |
| 10:45 pm |
Paperwork is going through much faster with help. I do, however, have a headache. A metabolism would really help with the taking of aspirin. Elphir has been behaving himself. Everyone is convinced he's going to kill me. You people have no faith. |
| Sunday, March 2nd, 2003 |
| 10:06 pm |
So. I've got a kinslaying rapist staying with me. Current Mood: uneasy |
| Tuesday, February 25th, 2003 |
| 9:14 am |
I don't feel like dealing. I need a break. A long one. Seeing Elphir go after me then get killed was enough. I need a break from seeing that and a break from knowing I'm peacefully letting his killer stay in Ithilien. I just need a rest. Thorononnen will be in charge for a bit while I sleep. Please remember he's not me and avoid doing anything too horrible to him. Thank you. |
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